government job

Unofficial task done in the workplace. Common abbreviation: G-job. Origin: during WWII, some sensitive tasks were given directly to a worker, and his supervisor might not be authorized to know exactly what it was. Thus the response when the supervisor questions what appears to be personal work done on company time: "it's government work."

Hey Tim, you're not scheduled to be running the lathe today, what are you working on? Just a little "government job".

by chamolm June 10, 2024

Government Sanctioned Weaponized Femboy

United States government sanctioned effeminate boys, used for military operation and/or civilian pleasure

"Do you want a government sanctioned weaponized femboy?"

"YES."

by Ziad Lyon June 22, 2024

GLOVE DIGGER

A female who is obsessed with fighters.

That redhead Jessa is a glove digger she only wants him because he's a fighter

by Humble rebel November 22, 2024

Govedo

Govedo je neko ko izgleda i ponaša se kao govno
Može se reći da je govedo osoba koja vodi Srbiju

Sklonite ovo govedo sa vlasti vidiš da samo krade.

by bocbota December 7, 2024

Government work

“Government work” is what one does for oneself in a shop on company time using company tools, machinery and materials. “Government work” “hides” the fact that you are stealing company resources by implying that it’s a secret, off the books, project. But since everyone knows what “government work” means you really aren’t hiding anything, you’re sharing an inside joke.

When someone says “that’s good enough for government work,” they are admitting that they are doing less than perfect work because it’s just for their personal use.

Worker 1: What’s that? It doesn’t look like any of our usual products.
Worker 2: I can’t tell you, It’s government work.
Worker 1: It looks like a part for your new motorcycle.
Worker 2: I could tell you but then I’d have to kill you.
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Worker 1: That part you’re working on will never pass inspection.
Worker 2: Doesn’t matter, it’s government work.

by Gray_Hare January 16, 2025

Government Fent

opioid substitution therapy (suboxone/methadone)

funded by your local government entity for free.

"gotta go get my Government Fent before the pharmacy closes"

by whyzyk January 17, 2025

Governamenent

EBT Fart Card Lady correct pronunciation of the word "government"

Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining Governamenent. Ya Hear?

by Cheesegrazer January 24, 2025