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The Golden Lap

The Golden lap is where one starts urinating at one side of a urinal and finishes and the other side with 1 continuous stream while coating the whole urinal.
The Golden Lap: The Golden lap is where one starts urinating at one side of a urinal and finishes and the other side with 1 continuous stream while coating the whole urinal.

"Did you see the guy in the bathroom? The mad lad did a golden lap while 3 other people were using the urinal!"
by Pommy1396 April 26, 2023
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Golden Giraffe

A Golden Giraffe is when a male attempts to urinate with a full erection, flag pole raised vertical in all its glory. This is often used during the act of Golden Showers. There are other variations, see the Inverted Golden Giraffe.
I woke up in the middle of the night to pee, but I was fully torqued so I had to do the Golden Giraffe.

Sometimes in “water sportsthe golden shower can be self-administered, or rain down from above, when the gold supply is coming from a Golden Giraffe. Pointed straight up to the heavens.
by BettyYellowSplash January 13, 2024
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Golden Bow

When a person bows toward another’s feet. The standing person urinates upward towards the rump of the bower, allowing the piss to flow down the spine and into the crook of the neck.
Jesus Christ Robert, another Puppers? What, are you trying to give me a Golden Bow tonight?
by Tlazolt30tl January 11, 2023
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Golden Shoal

Noun. The yellow stain on the underside of a toilet seat.
Get a brush and some cleaner and scrub out that golden shoal.

I would rather lick the golden shoal than go out to dinner with you.
by RushinBot294 January 1, 2020
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Golden stating

She is golden stating on a hotdog
by Dank spegetti February 28, 2017
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Golden snitch

The golden snitch is a ball used in the Sport 'Quidditch' (from the Harry Potter movies/books/etc.). The game ends when the seeker of one team catches the golden snitch.
Ron: Harry caught the golden snitch!
Hermione: We win!
by Taeskookies November 10, 2020
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Golden finger

A cheat in a novel or manga, manhua and manhwa.( aka what Mc(transmigrator,reincarnator or trash to strong) gets to became Op)😉
Did I just get reborn?

Ding The strongest leveling is activated
Host would you like to accept system
Yes No
Yeay my Golden finger is on!!!!!!
by Novel Emperor January 22, 2024
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