Emily

She's a blonde pick me. Enough words said.

Person 1: Bro did you see Emily today?
Person 2: Yeah, she's such a pick me lol

by Variation.1 January 13, 2022

Emily Carter

Emily your soul is like the stars. Your eyes glow a brilliant color in an unexplainable way. Your laugh is the kind that makes me go crazy. Your perfect little smile and the way you stare into my heart. And you probably don’t even know who I am, but ily.

Person1: Who is that.. and why do I feel so weird?
Person2: That’s Emily Carter lol
Person1: Wow, she makes my heart flutter by just looking at me..
Person2: Yeah.. the one and only Emily Elizabeth Carter

by hellnahhehe January 14, 2022

Emily

An annoying gremlin who loves pop-its. Most of the time she is 8, a Karen in training. She throws tantrums whenever she doesn't get what she wants. A general joke name for little kids who act bratty. Likes all things unicorns, fairies, pink, purple, fidget toys, barbies, unicorn poop, and other dumb things. She will probably grow up to either work at McDonalds or be a Karen.

Person 1: That bratty little girl keeps screaming and it hurts my ears.
Person 2: She is so annoying
Person 1: Gotta be an Emily
Person 2: Agreed
Karen: DON'T TALK BAD ABOUT MY BABY OR I WILL CALL THE MANAGER!

by chachabongas12345 January 14, 2022

Emily

An amazing person, shes beautiful, entertaining, tries to be wholesome, and the first person i ever actually liked. Shes a great friend because she let me suck her blue dick.<3

Me: could i suck your blue dick.
Emily: ofc that's what good friends do.
Random girl: did you hear Emily let Aubrey suck her blue dick, Isn't she such a god friend.

by Aubrey and her Pink Dick September 14, 2022

Dillon and Emily

Best couple 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

Girl: Wow, Dillon and Emily are really meant for each other

by ThatBitchSlayy September 20, 2022

Emily Parry

Beautiful

You remind me of Charlie Parrys' mum, Emily Parry

by o4kl6y September 25, 2022

Jess and Emily

stinky little poobags. Have you ever met a Jess and Emily before? You haven’t? Well that surely is a gift from god. These people are stinky and they make slander like saying I had a dream hand thing when like Jess did too and like saying my music taste is shit and basic when they used to be BTS stannies and still listen to black pink. Shush you’re both white. If you ever meet a Jess or an Emily in your life, make sure to run the other way because they will lure you in with their duo magnetic hot girl force as they’re always seen together and you will initially think that they’re both conjoined twins. To Jess and Emily: you’re lucky that you’re the only two people for eachother because that’s all you’re gonna get cause you’re *redacted*. Ily❤️❤️❤️

Guy 1: yo who the hell are those two they look like theyre prematurely stuck together…but like they’re kinda hot

Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.

Guy 1: why? What’s their names?

Guy 2: Jess and Emily

Guy 1: *implodes*

by DontAngerMeIllExplodeYourBalls October 1, 2022