Dick split

When u do a split so far down u crush your dick or jump over something and land on your dick

Dude I did a dick split yesterday

by Gatoraids21 February 28, 2018

Gateway Dick

That one dick that if you messed with would lead down the slippery slope to more dicks.

"Dude, I would totally such my own dick if I could. I mean it's not gay if it's your own dick."

"No way man! I'm afraid my own dick would be the gateway dick."

by BCHam September 9, 2016

Minion dick

A tiny ass dick. About 1-2 inches long hard

His dick was so small, girl he had minion dick

by Apple monkey October 7, 2015

dick cramp

An annoying person that insults people for no reason

John: you're stupid

Bob: shut up you're being a dick cramp

by Potato rapist April 26, 2014

whisky dick

when a guy drinks too much and can’t keep a hard on up

yeah dylan got a whisky dick last night.
it wasn’t any fun

by whiskydicker19 March 5, 2019

Dick Duster

The moustache of a homosexual man or a hirsute heterosexual lady.

My johnson's never been so clean since Richard got his dick duster on it last night

At first Uma's flavour saver put me off but that's before I'd felt it dusting my dick

by PedroDeLaVega April 19, 2016

Dick Twin

You're watching porn, and then you see something on screen that looks a lot like the something in your hand. Your dick twin! And suddenly, you feel a lot better about yourself. Suddenly, you feel like you're having sex yourself! Depending on what's done in the situation, 'dick twin' can be both a verb and a noun, and it can be both the actor on screen, and the little actor who gets way more screen time.

'Wow, that's a dick twin right there.'

'I'm dick twinning, send you the link later.'

'I dick twinned last night. But I think mine's a little girthier.'

'Dick twinnage can save a man.'

'My dick twin even sounds like me.'

by lookaroundyou August 25, 2013