December 3

The day everyone has to post everything in their archived on Instagram for 24 hours

Hey did you re post all of your archived posts?

What no

It’s December 3rd, so you have to post all of them for 24 hours

by Applejuice297373 December 1, 2020

December 17

Only the hottest, sexiest, smartest, seductive, and just the best of people are born on December 17! Those people's strengths are: having sex and being seductive. Their weaknesses are: being quiet and not falling in love with the hot person down the hall.

Person 1: Dude! That girl is definitely born on December 17!
Person 2: Ya, she's thick too.

by iurghvfdjghv December 1, 2020

December 4

National act-extremely-sus day.

Remember to give all your homies 4 kisses when you see them.

Eyyo it's December 4 where my mildy-suggestive ass-slap at?

by Kerosine Sniffer December 2, 2020

December 4

Some popstars birthday

Kpop stan: did you know that december 4th is (generic kpop star's) birthday?

Me: go blow them fuckshit

by 🍮HaWtSaUcE💀 December 4, 2020

December 9th

National yes day.

If you are asked out, you must say yes. No exceptions.

I normally wouldn't dare ask HER out, but because it's December 9th I might have a shot.

by OatQuaker December 5, 2020

December 7

Make love to your lesbian girlfriend. They deserve it as it's Christmas time.

Melissa: Hey what's today?
Janette: Today's the 7th you know what that means!
Melissa: Oh yeah it is December 7

by Strange Dolphin December 5, 2020

December 7

The day louis tomlinson mother Johanna passed away r.I.p. you were loved by many and we all miss you

Me: hey guess what day it is :(
Girl: umm December 7?
Me: the day louis tomlinson’s mum died :(

by Goldenhourbabe December 6, 2020