David

Your korean looking friend who completely defies any asian stereotype

"I love David, but he sucks at math and videogames"

by Ricardo Reis June 3, 2018

David Rees

He is one of the greatest song writer I ever had the pleasure to meet. So transparent and thoughtful, he writes about things that he's passionate about and he wrote a song last year about the book Eleanor and Park, Rainbow Rowell that is name "Ella y Él. The only problem, as you may have noticed, is that he only post his original songs in Spanish but if you are interested, listen to them and try to translated because the meaning of that songs is beautiful and deep.

David Rees is one of the most talented songwriter I have ever known

by Andy_460 June 24, 2018

joshua david evans

a poop head. Definetly a poop head. You don't want to get close to him or else you'll be a poop head too.

you're a total joshua david evans

by ew poop is gross July 6, 2018

David Myhre

A beverage that consists of 3 parts vodka 1 part kombucha

Much like an Arnold Palmer

"I was hangin with that hippie chick in her buss drinkin David Myhres and ended up running naked in the sand dunes"

"Yo, I ended up hangin with those granolas and gettin totally shit faced on David Myhres"

by AKbigkahuna July 6, 2018

Alan David Schlong

1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.

Oh, no, here comes Alan David Schlong with that giant microphone, what a schmutz.

by tirtle July 9, 2018

David Blowie

A better word for a nice blowjob

Of course Vanja ended up giving Simon another David Blowie.

by Elias Brunner July 13, 2018

david peper

literately an alpha male in its purest form. He is such a chad that he cannot keep the women away. A master hacker, chess player, and gamer. Currently a cart pusher for Walmart so he can work his way up to CEO just to challenge himself

girl1: hey you going to get you a man soon?
girl2: nah i'm still chasing that david peper

by chikkichad January 22, 2019