Deprection

n. The feeling of horniness coupled by a severe wave of depression. Related to Sexual Frustration, but with more loneliness and sadness. Often ends with drunken masturbation.

I just remembered this really hot sex I had with my ex. I really wanted to fuck somebody, but was simultaneously crushed by the feeling that I might never have sex again, and will never be close to anyone, and will die alone. Huuuuge deprection.

by Soterios Johnson November 29, 2012

Degressing

The act of losing intelligence by being around stupid people and or a stupid individual.

I'm degressing by being around you.

by Yuggurt October 27, 2014

deprepisodia

The aching melancholy and sadness one feels when they catch up in real-time to a show they had previously been beige streaming. The recognition that they will have to wait like a pleb for the next episode to air.

Man, Gary is suffering some real deprepisodia since he watch the most recent episode of his favorite show. He felt so bad he decided to go outside for a walk.

by jojodude March 8, 2015

depressed dolphin

a sad third wheeler, after being ditched by flaky fuck

your a depressed dolphin man.

by depressed dolphin 101 March 10, 2017

depressed stiffy

When you are depressed and jerk yourself off to try to make the pain of living go away.

I was about to kms last night so I just did a quick depressed stiffy to help

by Yo8484 March 17, 2017

depressed inhale

Depressed inhale means when you want someone to tell you something but they won't do it

You: will you buy me a dog?
Friend:no
You: depressed inhale.

by KaiSenpaii May 9, 2017

depressed andrew

Usually very depressed about litttle things but all of it adds up

Wow...Look at depressed andrew

by Pickle Rick 09 October 12, 2017