valley night cap

(Regional Slang) To deposit fecal matter into the oral cavity of an unsuspecting victim whilst sleeping.

"This foreigner isn't from around these parts, someone outta give him a valley night cap."

by Spameater95 May 2, 2024

sry caps

A shorter version of sorry caps / sorry for caps, used when you accidently left on or pressed caps lock after sending a message, not noticing the mistake.

Random 1: bro what are you on about
Random 2: SHUT UP
Random 2: sry caps

by SHOTItt_ May 9, 2024

Cap screw bullshit

The exact order in which 2k cheats you, first you start with the cap which is mfs start making literally everything. The screw is the sustained cap and eventually the bullshit in which 2k robs the game from you.

Bro, we were up 87-64 with 3:21 to go in the third quarter. At the end of the quarter it is now 89-82. Like what kinda cap screw bullshit is that!?!

by NBA 2k 24 May 18, 2024

Lord Cap

Someone who can’t stop lying

“Jay can’t stop lying!”
“Jay? You mean Lord Cap?”

by Vanna_C May 22, 2024

Patchy cap

When you masturbate to pornographic material.

Kotz could see his girlfriend, so he had a patchy cap instead

by Graybencher May 29, 2024

cap

a lie

thats cap

by 𝕰𝖗𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖆 December 1, 2021

Cap

PFC Turlington

PFC: I can beat Mike Tyson in his prime
Sgt: that’s cap

by Major League Cap February 18, 2024