Bass boner

An affect of catching a very large bass of any type. (Fresh water or salt water)

1. I caught an 8lb hog(large bass) in the lake the other day. It gave me the biggest bass boner.

2. Before I got the bass in the boat I already had a bass boner from looking at it.

by ZeroFoxGiven September 6, 2020

Turf Boner

Similar to Turf Toe, but to your erect penis. Most commonly occurred from dipping the love stick into the honey pot either to fast or to hard. Causing it to slip out missing the intended target.

John got turf boner last night, we had to put it on ice.

by KingFett September 18, 2014

Boner snitch

The person that reports your boner to a teacher, officials, authority figure etc.

Krystle told her teacher that Rainier was trying to hide his boner, after bumping into her in P.E class. So he called her a boner snitch.

by Shengnu4u September 8, 2019

pvp boner

A pvp boner, or player vs player boner, is the undying urge to fight a random person in a game because you have nothing else to do.

Person 1: hey man do you wanna 1v1?
Person 2: No, don’t you have anything better to do?
Person 1: Sorry man, I just have a pvp boner

by Trisauce May 19, 2023

boner pilot

Sort of like autopilot but when a guy gets horny with a girl and loses any sense of conscious thought and thinks with his dick instead of his brain.

Damn, last night Johnny was on Boner Pilot for ours whole date. 😒

by Waltzer_ July 10, 2016

Scabby Boner

A Man Whore's Penis, A Douche Bag, and or a chaffed penis from dry masturbation

That dude is a scabby boner. I ran out of lotion so im wacking a scabby boner

by Rotney Den November 20, 2009

anti boner

Something awful or distasteful either visually or mentally that causes a non-erect penis to retract inward like a frightened turtle.

Example 1. seeing that guy get hit in the balls with a rock gave me an anti boner. Example 2: watching the fat chilean mail woman bend over to pick up mail gave me an anti, bro

by makey0urselfs1ck October 14, 2012