Mike

A Cancer fat Guy that drinks al your rivella and has probably kissed your girlfriend

That dude drunk water from my showerhead, what a mike

by RubenForPresidenr November 21, 2021

mike lit-burnz

it refers to a saying "my clit burns" and people mostly say it in TikTok comments and lives

"Can you say happy birthday to Mike Lit-Burnz?"
"Happy birthday Mike Lit-Burnz!"
*realizes*

by mqxxed March 2, 2025

Mike Wheeler

it's me mike. its literally me.
i am literally the real mike.
im a cutie patootie >:3

mike wheeler is cute.

by willsboyfriendmike February 3, 2024

Mike McCready

Guitar player for the kick-ass band Pearl Jam and an overall awesome man. Has had fancy hairstyles in the past, and likes to wear interesting pants/shoe combinations.

"hey man what's that awesome guitar solo i can hear?"
"dude, that's Mike McCready! He's awesome!"

by kansassharp November 29, 2016

mike

Ugly, hideous black haired boy that usually has a little penis. loves talking to girls for 3 days then asking them out.

Girl: guys, i think he's a mike.
Other girl: just give him a chance, he has a lamborghini!

by german horse cock September 24, 2017

aww mike

When a gay man doesn’t want to curse but wants to swear allegiance to te empire

Person 1: *hits person 2*
Person2: aww Mike! That Miken hurt

by LooongDickPapi May 14, 2018

Mike berg

A legend.

He’s Mike berg

by Stacie dirty jerz March 9, 2024