Person: Why is that kid wearing fuzzy socks and yelling at everyone?
Another Person: Because Jake Carlson is an asshole
Another Person: Because Jake Carlson is an asshole
by skippppppppppppppppy February 11, 2015

by BreBre. September 15, 2022

by nohomo4206967 October 2, 2025

A charming guy pretending to be lots he's not. Sociopatich characteristics, like manipulative, "evil", hidden intentions, passive aggressive, etc.
No use challenging him when it comes to a girl, she'll end up with him every time. But she will soon regret chosing him when he destroys her life completely.
No use challenging him when it comes to a girl, she'll end up with him every time. But she will soon regret chosing him when he destroys her life completely.
by Johnny Punk August 4, 2019

Me when I attend to the wrong person's feelings. Me when I manage to screw up ever relationship that comes within 12 feet of me. Girl interrupted.
by Captainobvious93 April 9, 2019

A person who thinks they are better than everyone so they come up with the most amnoying insults youve ever heard
by Pensrock October 15, 2019

Netflix: Kenji and Brooklyn are now bf and gf
Half of the entire freaking fan-base: You pulled a J.K Rowling on us you asshole
Half of the entire freaking fan-base: You pulled a J.K Rowling on us you asshole
by Dudeman093u4 December 10, 2021
