tiny dick day

May 17th is National Tiny Dick Day. A day that celebrates every man, woman, and everything in between with a tiny dick.

"its May 17th, National Tiny Dick Day! Go tell Brody!!"

by casynsjnxbxbb May 30, 2023

National Slap Faith Day

May 30th is the national holiday celebrated by slapping someone you know named faith (preferably across the face)

Zach: Hey Faith! Do you know what the date is today?
Faith: Umm yeah I think it’s the 30th of May?
*Faith proceeds to get smacked into the thirtieth of June*
Zach: Happy National Slap Faith Day!

by TrillClinton117 May 30, 2023

All Day I Dream

A party where everyone falls asleep because it’s so boring that you literally go there to dream. Melatonin is dripped into all food and drinks.

Hey who’s all going to all day I dream? Oh no one cause it’s boring, oh wait you’re all going anyway?

by Dicktoobig69 May 31, 2023

Sub to me Day

A special day that occurs annually when viewers subscribe to every YouTube channel video they watch!

Sub to me Day starts at July 1st because its the middle of the year.

Subscribe to everyone!

by 1m1m0 June 1, 2023

patriarchy pay day

When a man pays for a women as a means of financial compensation for the women having to live in a patriarchal and oppressive society.

Thank god it was patriarchy pay day on my date with josh last night, he brought me dinner which is great because I had to spend $700 on a new IUD last week.

by Clem dupe June 1, 2023

National kiss a girl named Marnie day

Kiss any girl named Marnie.

I love Marnie, she's an angel I should kiss her on National kiss a girl named Marnie day

by Cutiegirl1138 June 1, 2023

Nelias Natinal Day

June 4 is Nelia's Natinal Day, I say that because tmr is gay pride day and Nelia is important than gays. So i believe June 4 will be Nelia National Day.

What day is June 4
Its Nelias Natinal Day

by Lav Txa Gagulik 420 June 1, 2023