ladder of dicks

To achieve career ambition, one often has to climb the corporate ladder, or the'ladder of dicks', wanking off every rung as you climb, tasting the pearls of success.
The phrase derives from the french 'La L'addere au phallu' and was widely referenced in french aristocratic circles during the period of the french revolution (1789-1799) when it was necessary to protect ones family by wanking off the guillotinere while climbing the scaffold to avoid certain excution.

Andreas: oh man today was so full on
Phil: how so?
Andreas: I had to submit all the shit today and buy the boss a beer

Phil: ahh I see, so your climbing the ladder of dicks I see, soon you'll have a pearly white corporate smile like the rest of them.

by 3Dolphins February 23, 2018

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Big Dick Jared

A well built african american with significantly large genitals, so much so that it may be a burden for him.

“Woah babe, your dick is just like big dick jared’s!”

by Jared1337 June 13, 2021

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DICK RIDING

dick riding; is when someone says or does something extra or unnecessary in a place or moment that it does not need to be said in just to get laughs or to make themselves look better than the person they’re targeting. But simply telling the truth isn’t dick riding

randomly saying something like; yo david your broke for no reason infront of a group of girls would be an example of “dick riding”

by jereepaid June 8, 2025

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