My brother sent me a dick pic and it was big as fuck I'd like to suck it
I sent a dick pic to my sister and now she wants to blow me
I sent a dick pic to my sister and now she wants to blow me
by BlackNiggerFromAfrica January 21, 2019
Get the Dick picmug. A hard working young man who drives a tooted up Tacoma, he fucks all the bad bitches, and beats up all the snitches. Also rolls a mean backwood.
What’s up dick drizzle you fina come over and roll that backwood.
I thought it was raining but it was actually dick drizzle.
I thought it was raining but it was actually dick drizzle.
by Lean king. Ig dick_drizzle December 3, 2020
Get the dick drizzlemug. Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.
Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
by watergod83 May 5, 2021
Get the Chapped Dick Syndromemug. by daelynfr May 9, 2024
Get the National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Daymug. Referring to a type of guy. When you're having sex with a guy and need to pay extra attention not to do or say something to upset him or be too demanding or his or is goes limp - falls like a soufflé. Then you have to start all over again and be very careful not to make any sudden movements or loud noises that will upset him. When a woman has to be passive and gentle during sex not to intimidate a man.
Why did you and Chris break up? The sex was not fun. He was a soufflé dick. Every time I got excited and told him to fuck me hard, started moving or asked to get on top his would lose his erection.
by JennyGotGame August 31, 2017
Get the soufflé dickmug. "i have such a big dick"
by hoebich69 February 16, 2022
Get the Dickmug. Similar to No Nut November but for the girls. A whole month long on the last month of the year for us girls to deny dick.
Jonah: Lemme hit
Abbie: No it's Deny Dick December!
Jonah: What's that?
Abbie: I can't have dick for a month.
Abbie: No it's Deny Dick December!
Jonah: What's that?
Abbie: I can't have dick for a month.
by Hiddenideas November 7, 2020
Get the Deny Dick Decembermug.