Jingle Dick

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John: yo i got a Jingle Dick
Vanessa: STOP TALKING ABOUT DICKS!

by Wild Destroyer August 1, 2023

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quickie dick

When a guy ejaculates too quickly during sex or other sexual activity.

"Girl I heard you were with Javon last night. How was it?"
"Girl he got a quickie dick. Don't play."

by Brownblood March 17, 2023

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Often confused with big dick energy. Bent dick energy is when one possesses under confidence in ones self, when in actuality they are a bomb ass person. They are often severly underrated, if not observed closely one might appear shy of boring, but once you get to know them, you realize their true potential as a dear friend or perhaps legendary lover.

" I dont know much about that guy Alex, he doesnt talk much" "He's just got bent dick energy, hes actually pretty epic"

by Smolpapi May 5, 2020

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shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.

Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.

by Thefanman July 6, 2022

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