Pile of dicks

A description of the traffic inside the city of Chicago.

With the rain & traffic and it’s gonna suck pile of dicks.

by HollaJ May 2, 2019

Dick

smth you suck

smd yeah suck my dick

by lexiissexy March 10, 2022

Dick Shaped Service

Where the reservation staff book all the tables in a single sitting at the exact same time; as such the service staff are then required to stand around with their dicks in their hands (usually for an elongated period) before being ‘dicked’

This is in contrast to a spread service where guests arrive over a period of time ensuring a consistent, smooth flowing service.

Guys, they’re all booked at 6:30, another Friday, another dick shaped service

by A. Neuman May 24, 2022

urban dicking it

to search on urban dictionary

hold on let me urban dic that
yeah, urban dicking it

by jeanscocknballz November 13, 2021

Dick

That one person who always brings his or her young child to the airplane. No, fuck the real dick is that child because we all know damn well that bitch ain't gonna stop kicking your mother fucking chair.

Person 1: Yo why your chair vibrating bro?
Person 2: There's a dick behind me.

by JustARandomDinasour August 8, 2018

NYC dick

When you’re sexually assaulted by a New Yorker, specifically a male.

Husband: “What do you mean you became infertile? How did that happen?”

Wife: “I GOT SUMMA DAT NYC DICK”

by Brrrring brrrring February 2, 2024

jimmy dean fat dick

Jimmy Dean makes big sausages, so some one with a Jimmy Dean fat dick has a fat dick.

Juan Pablo has a Jimmy Dean fat dick!

by Juan Pablo Jenkins cox November 14, 2019