Dog dick nothing

Doing absolutely nothing at all.

All he does is dog dick nothing.

by Fonda kawx August 14, 2016

Big Dick Jared

A well built african american with significantly large genitals, so much so that it may be a burden for him.

“Woah babe, your dick is just like big dick jared’s!”

by Jared1337 June 13, 2021

punch me in the dick hole

Literally the act of punching someone in the opening of the male penis. Has to be male. Can't be female. It doesn't work that way. This saying is used to express extreme frustration toward one person or an object. For some BDSM people.. this could be a turn on. This is also used with sexual frustration.

Gotta get off somehow.. quick! Punch me in the dick hole!

by Johnisdead November 28, 2017

Dick makeup

Remnants of cum of your face/chin

“What’s on your chin?” “Oh, it must be from brushing my teeth”... but in fact it was dick makeup

Easy breezy beautiful, dick makeup

by Sillyc May 17, 2019

Dick

You are a sick for searching dick on this website

For looking up "dick" on this website, you are infact a dick

by Icantfindanamelol March 2, 2019

Biscuit Dick

You know when you open a tube of Pillsbury dough and it all comes pouring out. Well biscuit dick is when you are checking out attractive women all day but you are in public, like at work or school, and you can’t do anything about it. So you have a slight chub all day that just wants to burst out of your pants like a tube of Pillsbury biscuits.

Man the bartender had such a great ass, I had biscuit dick all night.

by QTheIceCreamMan February 26, 2018

dick muncher

when someone preceeds to munch willy

dam, isaac tyers is such a dick muncher

by thomo tankliff September 5, 2019