dirty michał

Having sex with ur girl at a sleepover when the others r asleep and then before u climax, running to ur friend to nut in his belly button.

Example 1:

Guy: "oh shit! I should do the dirty michał on jerry"
Guys gf:"yh, u should. That'd be funny"

Example 2:

Me: *wakes up*

Me: "Guys who did the dirty michał on me"

by TheInventorOfTheDirtyMichał September 4, 2023

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dirty calum

when you snort a bump of fizzers right as your about to ejaculate inside your pillow

last night i got fucked up and did a dirty calum

by uidgame January 3, 2023

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dirty zimmy

A dirty Zimmy is a person who packs away peanut butter under the stairs like a goddamn rat and comes backs every year to eat it with their fingers. And then possibly puts it up their butt.

Damn dirty zimmy in there grubbin.

by Hash Bashton September 15, 2023

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Dirty Katreena

When you analy destroy a bitch, punch her in back of the head and knock her out . Then she proceed to steal 60$ from your wallet and leave to never be seen again .

Let's play robbers , let me feel like a Dirty Katreena

by sixkness April 8, 2020

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Dirty Ryan

When you tease your girls clit, with a dinosaur toy while simultaneously masturbating to Ryan's Gay Porn with the use of anal beads, and a homemade pocket pussy.

I asked my girl how freaky she was, and she suggested we do a Dirty Ryan in the back of her car.

by TonerWithABigBoner November 17, 2025

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