Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Mr. Musband is performed by using the erect penis or finger to wipe one's own ejaculated seamen, retrieved from within the crack of the ass of the Kocho (preferred directly from the bunghole itself), onto the upper lip of the Kocho. Ejaculate may also be applied directly to the eyelids.
He gathered a frothy lump of man-expulsion from her ass hole and smeared it gleefully across her upper lip. She immediately replied, "Dirty Mr. Musband!"
by Ludwigofid September 17, 2014

by Wonkareffic November 16, 2022

When you pull up to your local grocery store to meet your local tweaker after consuming a gas station burrito the tweaker lays down while you poop in her mouth while it looks like the motion of an ice cream machine dispenser
by Balake19 March 1, 2025

Is a sexual act when a woman gets butt naked for a hot guy she just met and sits on his big dick. But then realizes she cant take it all so she tries jumping off only to sit back on it.
by UrTonguesHangingOut December 14, 2023

by Diddylover03 June 7, 2025

Dirty saw = A hot rod chainsaw,one that has been modified beyond its manufactures original intent. This includes but not limited to porting or opening up the exhaust port,Balancing the crank,cleaning up the ports in the head to allow for better fuel and air flow.
Why use a box store saw when you can really let the chips fly with a dirty saw or a hot saw. Box store chainsaw= chevette. hot saw or dirty saw= top fuel funny car!
by falconburn February 8, 2012

When you're fingering a girl's asshole and you get shit on your hand and you just shove it in her pussy and continue on.
by Scooterfudge May 31, 2024
