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Dirty Mr. Musband

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Mr. Musband is performed by using the erect penis or finger to wipe one's own ejaculated seamen, retrieved from within the crack of the ass of the Kocho (preferred directly from the bunghole itself), onto the upper lip of the Kocho. Ejaculate may also be applied directly to the eyelids.
He gathered a frothy lump of man-expulsion from her ass hole and smeared it gleefully across her upper lip. She immediately replied, "Dirty Mr. Musband!"
by Ludwigofid September 17, 2014
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Dirty Wonka

Shoving a candy bar up your ass and shitting it in a person's mouth.
My buddy Bill was hungry so I gave him a dirty wonka.
by Wonkareffic November 16, 2022
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dirty lusk

When you pull up to your local grocery store to meet your local tweaker after consuming a gas station burrito the tweaker lays down while you poop in her mouth while it looks like the motion of an ice cream machine dispenser
I went to meet up with cricket and gave her a dirty lusk
by Balake19 March 1, 2025
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Dirty Chris

Is a sexual act when a woman gets butt naked for a hot guy she just met and sits on his big dick. But then realizes she cant take it all so she tries jumping off only to sit back on it.
Beth pulled a Dirty Chris on a hit guy she met ant the bar. It was the best sex she ever had.
by UrTonguesHangingOut December 14, 2023
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Dirty Garrett

When one proceeds to give another man a blow job after eating ass and not cleaning his face
I can't believe josh gave dean a dirty Garrett and left shit on his dick
by Diddylover03 June 7, 2025
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dirty saw

Dirty saw = A hot rod chainsaw,one that has been modified beyond its manufactures original intent. This includes but not limited to porting or opening up the exhaust port,Balancing the crank,cleaning up the ports in the head to allow for better fuel and air flow.
Why use a box store saw when you can really let the chips fly with a dirty saw or a hot saw. Box store chainsaw= chevette. hot saw or dirty saw= top fuel funny car!
by falconburn February 8, 2012
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dirty dog paw

When you're fingering a girl's asshole and you get shit on your hand and you just shove it in her pussy and continue on.
I just gave Maliya a dirty dog paw. Now both her holes stink like shit!
by Scooterfudge May 31, 2024
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