Dick

A modern tool for modern insults

Dude: Suck my dick
female women: when are you available

by Chubbycheeksdude June 10, 2021

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Fuck off

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by Grandma4lifers June 2, 2021

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Lol u guys r cool

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by Kkentuking December 4, 2021

Dick

Dick, Dick is a penis.

Dayum that dick last night was great.

by Smexy 😩 May 27, 2021

shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.

Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.

by Thefanman July 6, 2022

Dick crazed

someone who is crazy about dick

Is u dick crazed or what

by Sufferinsuckatash October 30, 2021

Dicks-lexic

The misinterpretation of the size of a man's member in an image sent via text message or email, with the misinterpretation being that the member is thought to be smaller or larger than the actual size of the organ.

Dude, I got Dicks-lexic when he sent me that dick pic, it's smaller than it looks.

by Angel_in_AZ May 7, 2017