toni's dick

a dick which is so small, it doesn't even exist

that guy over there, i think he's got a toni's dick

by jaja, du weißt schon June 25, 2017

little dick zandre

A gay fagot that is rasist but won’t admit he also believes that he is a juice god but has a half centimete dick shmeaty boy

Oh it’s a little dick zandre

by James and Brian February 23, 2018

Dick Fingers

Mainly used when referring to your apprentice or anyone of or is lacking the appropriate hand skills to perform the job or task adequately.

"Dick fingers over here can't even put a fucking light bulb in for fuck sakes."

by Bigfakedognuts July 13, 2021

Face dick

When your homeboys dick slaps your forehead

Boy 1:can you face dick me??
Boy 2:sure*pulls out dick*

by Dosisjs July 11, 2019

skittle dick

A tiny tiny willy on a lanky male.

Person 1: Hey look alex has a tiny winky
Person 2: Haha skittle dick!!

by SkittleDickDaggler June 4, 2024

Dick No Dues

A complete melt with zero ability to pay their dues. Often referred to as a cunt or a wasp.

"Don't be a Dick, pay your dues".
"Wow, Richard Sutton is such a DIck No Dues".
"What do you mean you're not going to wear the dress?? You're such a Dick No Dues"
"Dick No Dues, Why aren't you paying no dues? Just wear the dress, stop being such a mess, DIck No Dues"

by WearTheGownYouClown September 15, 2022

fat Dick

Donald Trump

Why is fat Dick the president of the United States of America?

by gordo dA MERDA June 6, 2019