National send dick vids day

It happens on June 13th it when you send anyone a video of your dick.

Person 1: Hey guess what today is!
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: It’s national send dick vids day

Person 2: What’s that?
Person 1: it’s when you send anyone a vid of your dick!

by Kirk drankling June 13, 2022

Ricky (Big dick)

Ricky is a 10 out of 10 in looks personality and omg he is so funny makes my undies wet hearing his sexy voice .when people say the perfect guy don't exist I laugh and say well you ain't met big dick have ya

Omg look at that muscular handsome man who looks like he is chiseled out of stone by God himself oh no it's just my reflection da. Ricky (BIG DICK) you fine

by Barry Evans November 17, 2024

Agave Dick

At the right Agave level, performance is optimum. Too many Agave's and performance slips, especially as a male ages.

At 59 I'm still playing the stiff shaft but I have to be careful to keep my level right or I’ll have Agave Dick and the Mrs won’t be happy.

by Kurt L. February 4, 2022

your-mom-has-a-dick

your mom has a dick. it says it right there

I like how your-mom-has-a-dick. its nice.

by pookieposts January 18, 2023

Flying Dick

when a person gets his dick sucked while tied to a ceiling

I've heard that Derek did the flying dick with lana!

by seniorJackk August 10, 2022

dick charmer

someone who likes dicks. preferably a name you call your friends to make fun of them.

hey dick charmer, dont touch the remote, i was watching that!

by thats my assqa June 26, 2010

My dick

Too small

We all know it

My dick:

Jannie: DO NOT date Peter. His dick is so Tiny.
Katheline: Ok, I'll pass.

by undeadly deadly dead November 15, 2018