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Dick water

When your girl is on her period and f her anyway and proceed to the bathroom to wash the blood off your sick. The water you take from the faucet and splash your dick with, as it hits the ground becomes “Dick Water”
“Why the hell can’t you clean up that Dick Water that’s on the bathroom floor, I hate stepping in that.”
by H2orocks3000 May 28, 2022
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Cut off your dick December

If you nut 10 times during december, you have to cut it off!
Example:

''Yo dude! Have you nutted more than 10 times this december?''
''Yeah, why?''
''Bro, you do know its ''Cut off your dick December right? YOU HAVE TO CUT OFF YOUR DICK NOW!''
by Chingchanu November 10, 2021
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Dick

Dick
Jeb: Dick
by Yeetus meatus April 13, 2020
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Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult
Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"
by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023
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Small dick energy

by MGCs'slut January 12, 2024
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Dick-cloud

A pejorative term used to describe an acquaintance that is behaving in a dickish manner.
Example:

Lawrence: Hey, that guy’s a faggot! ....oh my bad
Armando: Hey, I don’t mind that word

Lawrence: Hey, faggot is bad word.
Armando: Ol’ “as I say not as I do looking ass” , you dick-cloud.
by Csmoove901 October 9, 2017
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Dick in a jar

When you’re jamming with your mates and create a number one selling single about getting your dick stuck in a jar
“I got my dick in a jar, while I’m driving my car, and I couldn’t go far because my dicks in the jar
by Waldpflanze April 5, 2021
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