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dick muncher

when someone preceeds to munch willy
dam, isaac tyers is such a dick muncher
by thomo tankliff September 5, 2019
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dick

A name-calling word typically referring to a male who is detested by someone else. Not to be confused by the pronoun Dick; a genuine name which a hospital will register on a Certificate of Birth.
That Pete was a dick at work today. He should’ve apologized for his obnoxious behavior.
by HunkyBeat March 1, 2022
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Dick patting

Dick patting is when a man is so horny and the girl he is with is so sexy that all she has to do is pat his penis and he will leak and shoot his cum out
So how did the night go

He was so cute and horny all it took was a little dick patting and he started cumming

Lmao wow what a waste of nut

I know right
by Certified concoction January 21, 2022
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punch me in the dick hole

Literally the act of punching someone in the opening of the male penis. Has to be male. Can't be female. It doesn't work that way. This saying is used to express extreme frustration toward one person or an object. For some BDSM people.. this could be a turn on. This is also used with sexual frustration.
Gotta get off somehow.. quick! Punch me in the dick hole!
by Johnisdead November 28, 2017
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non-living dick

boy with no dick, no brain, no heart, cheater, fucker with his imaginary dick, basically an extreme fuckboy
girl, you better not get along with that non-living dick
by SipWineAss November 14, 2019
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Biscuit Dick

You know when you open a tube of Pillsbury dough and it all comes pouring out. Well biscuit dick is when you are checking out attractive women all day but you are in public, like at work or school, and you can’t do anything about it. So you have a slight chub all day that just wants to burst out of your pants like a tube of Pillsbury biscuits.
Man the bartender had such a great ass, I had biscuit dick all night.
by QTheIceCreamMan February 26, 2018
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Big Dick Jared

A well built african american with significantly large genitals, so much so that it may be a burden for him.
“Woah babe, your dick is just like big dick jared’s!”
by Jared1337 June 13, 2021
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