Ding Dong Dick

The timeline of a male's penis as he grows up.

Alright everyone, today in health class we will cover male puberty. Now, the process of penis growth goes ding dong dick; ding referring to before puberty, dong referring to midway through puberty, and finally arriving at dick once the male is roughly 20 years old.

by Badass Honeybadger February 18, 2022

dick

either a jerk or a male private part people either love it or not.

''Tyler is one big dick''

by raineseypoo February 19, 2022

Dick pic

Is a picture of the male genitals.

Girl: Can you send me a dick pic
Boy: *sends pic*
Girl: You got the 2 inch destroyer I see (2 inch is avarage btw)

by Faranani February 19, 2022

Shitty Dick Syndrome

The inability to provide sufficient sexual stimulation to one’s partner, usually a result of a below average penis length, girth, or function.

“Bro, Billy found out why he can’t give his girl an orgasm. The doctor diagnosed him with SDS.”

“What is SDS?”

“Shitty Dick Syndrome.”

by SneakyPorchSpook February 20, 2022

Dick Chiggle

Crusty formation of dirt and sweat on the between the penis and ballsack

"You haven't showered in a few days, you probably have some dick chiggle"

by JoyBoy99 February 21, 2022

Big dick

Why did you- ARE YOU GAY?

no no no go away "big dick" WHY ARE YOU SEARHING IT again

by BIG DICK ZADDY February 22, 2022

suck my dick rock

Just making a rock sucking his dick, apparently very gay. It all started with a trumpet player that like his dick to be duck by a saxophone player that rejected him

Suck my dick rock, it’s humungous(humongusus)

by Bakasama February 22, 2022