vacation dick

A dick so big you can only take it occasionally, as opposed to a boyfriend dick.

I like Jack but he has a vacation dick and not a boyfriend dick.

by thelastrealpersonontheearth June 16, 2016

Can I smack your dick

what you say to your friends when you want to hit their Njoy

yo, Jay can I smack your dick bro?

by Just a random chick October 9, 2019

Nicky nicky non-dick

A slang term for the act of cock-teasing

Person 1: “I think that girl is really into me

Person 2: “she hasn’t texted you back in 5 days, don’t let her lead you on like that!”
Person 1: “I’m not fucking around, I have absolutely no time for Nicky Nicky non-dick”

by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams December 29, 2018

Hold a dick day

On October 5th is hold a dick day it quiet simple it’s like grabbing a dick but instead u actually have to feel it so hold it

“Heyyy girl how much dicks did u manage to hold today”
“Only like 2 I could rarly feel the rest :(”
“Aww I feel bad mine were good I hope next hold a dick day u get gold ones”

by National daysss October 2, 2020

Dick Cheese

The build up of sweat & a woman’s vaginal secretions on the pubic hairs of a man

He didn’t take a bath for 3 days straight and had dick cheese build up from his sneaky link

by ThatGoddess21 December 8, 2021

homeless dirty dick rider

Is someone who fucks dirty nasty homeless dick rider...

Hey why you acting like a hddickrider bitch you nasty! Stop being a homeless dirty dick rider

by Sondone aka trappbvnditt December 18, 2022

Bland dick

When your dick needs some seasoning before your girl eats it normally a flavor lube.

But some flavor on that bland dick before I eat it.

by Ivanieortiz July 19, 2017