Shit Dick Nick

When you’re doing anal with a girl and she shits on your dick so you make her suck it off

i seen ole shit dick nick yesterday, he wasn’t looking to good.

by Cs35293628 September 24, 2025

Twinky Dick

Male genitalia that is in the shape of a twinky (small, fat, and often looks terrifying) and often exhibits "little dick energy".

"That dude has such a twinky dick, I couldn't even feel it."

"Bro you ain't got no room to talk about size twinky dick."

by shortstack555 September 25, 2025

Type Dick

It's like type shit, but special.

"All this money on me, type dick."

by monkemancan September 27, 2025

Eli Dick Day

Semptember 26th is Eli Dick Day in honor of Eli’s dick

Guy: yo are you hard
Eli: no bro im not
Guy: Happy Eli Dick Day

by MegaManMyth September 27, 2025

All dicked up

When shit is all fucked up but your mom doesn’t like fuck so it’s all dicked up.

Am all dicked up

by Conqueefadore September 27, 2025

dick riding

when you “gayly support, glaze, and follow a nigga 24/7 like your his boyfriend when he can provide for his own self but you didn’t care because you like munching meat”

bro: yea i gotta make sure he alright he got aura

me: nigga that’s “dick riding”

by dicedontcare October 1, 2025

Triple Dick Handstand

Its when a girl does a hand stand on two dicks and has one in her mouth.

Marry just gave me and the boys a triple dick handstand

by Gruff445 October 1, 2025