When all you do is stare at a computer screen for 16 hours a day, and then sleep for 8, rinse-repeat, and then think this justifies your human value, but in actuality, just makes you an anti-social fuck boy, who is most likely an incel and hangs out in dirty chat groups online talking about /b/ tard bull shit with your fake friends from ukraine.
Hey Chris, stop showing us your 3d rendered website that you made with just <div>'s, no one gives a fuck, go get a girlfriend you digital dick-fuck.
by DJ CHAD April 10, 2019
Get the Digital Dick-Fuckmug. 
by Unknown#390 June 12, 2024
Get the Slimey snail dickmug. Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.
Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
by watergod83 May 5, 2021
Get the Chapped Dick Syndromemug. A dick that sends you to a nice vacation in the Bahamas. You ride it so hard, it sends you to the tropics.
by CockGarage420 June 8, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. Is a picture of the male genitals.
Girl: Can you send me a dick pic
Boy: *sends pic*
Girl: You got the 2 inch destroyer I see (2 inch is avarage btw)
Boy: *sends pic*
Girl: You got the 2 inch destroyer I see (2 inch is avarage btw)
by Faranani February 19, 2022
Get the Dick picmug.