calm your status

A term applied in suggesting to a friend that he/she chill the fuck out/relax.

The origin of this phrase is traced to the ever popular social networking site, Facebook.

Sam: Jeremy, bro! Where the hell is the funnel! Cannot find it!

Jeremy: Sam! Calm your status! It's over by that coma'd chick next to the sofa!

by elmo1andonly March 29, 2010

your carla is showing

Used to let A female know her underwear is showing when bent over or crouching.
Not to be confused with the phrase ” your Alex is showing “

A female bends over to get one of the guys a beer. One of the guys sees a bright pink thong sticking way out of her paints. He then announces to everyone "hey your Carla is showing" She then covers it up and usually slaps the accuser.

by WFKST May 17, 2010

get your thug on

When one mentally prepares him/herself for any criminal act they plan on committing, to better prepare for said criminal activity.

"Hey Lauren! You better get your thug on before we knock off this bank nigga!"

by Brannon Booth August 24, 2006

Madoff your account

Steal.

I am going to Madoff your account

by Ettebe December 21, 2008

think your all that

Better than another, conceited, into yourself

You think your all that... he or she thinks their all that

by pushnook September 5, 2016

sky your water

also known as “airsip”, what normal people do when not wanting to put lips on waterbottle

Yo, can I sky your water?

by cjones7 December 4, 2018

Pop your peach

Similar to “tickling your pickle”

Vivian was told to watch a good movie and that it will “pop your peach”

by Person. November 11, 2019