long drive

Long drive means that you really don’t wanna see the person, that you don’t love them, that you hate them, and lowkey want they to die.

Him: “that’s a long drive thooo”

Her: “why don’t you just tell me to kms then?”

by Kopicake September 18, 2025

long johnson cat

When a cat is possesed by a demon called Long Johnson and cant stop speaking out Long Johnson.

Ooh Long Johnson......Oooh Long Johnson cat. Ooooh Long John.....son..cat

by BuzzoQueen March 2, 2016

long island steamroller

Someone of italian descent that can run a meeting giving out tasks like an absolute legend.

Dom is a total long island steamroller. Seriously no one runs meetings better than him.

by Juni0r goon November 13, 2020

Long dick

Coach eli girlfriend got long sick in Dominican republic

Long penis

Coach Elias Melas girlfriend Dana got long dick in the Dominican republic and then she left him.

by Danagotlongpeened April 2, 2021

long tall fur

An attractive tall woman.

I basked in the shade of that long tall fur.

by ipsler2016 September 19, 2019

Zaddy long legs

A really tall, sexually attractive man.

I might be short but I’m definitely feeling that zaddy long legs!!

by Fuzzytomato February 1, 2024

Longs

Short form for “Longskins” long papers used commonly for rolling spliffs.

“Get me a pack of silver longs at the shop please”

by Haveaspliff September 6, 2022