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Soggy Waffle

Using maple syrup instead of lube to prep your partner makes for an interesting and tasty session. Get on top of them and begin spreading the sticky syrup all across their body and just wait for the fun. You could even get creative by using a fork if that’s what you’re in to. Just be careful of how long you go for, or you’ll have created a soggy waffle- which is surprisingly preferable in some cases. Canadians are best with this technique and tend to use it 80% of the time for their intercourse. If you’re ever horny and looking for a midnight snack, the soggy waffle won’t fail you! Use whip cream to taste! ;)
“Bro, last night my girl gave me a soggy waffle! We went at it four times before it got too soggy for me!”
by JUSTBITCH November 21, 2021
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waffle

to vacillate between two easy choices for no reason, or perhaps just to annoy anyone who cares
She waffled between two menu items for so long we could have finished dinner by the time she ordered.
by helnwls February 13, 2015
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Dick waffle

When her pussy is so hot and tight it compresses and slightly cooks your dick and some cases you pull out with cum dripping as if syrup is glazed over your dick
She gave me that dick waffle last night
by Bleppper Blea December 9, 2017
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Waffle

1. Pancakes with aaaaabbbbbsss.

2. A sweet pet nickname for your boyfriend/girlfriend.

3. A cute way to tell someone to go away.

4. An insult for someone brainless.
1. I just LOVE waffles. They’re the best breakfast food ever!

2. Awww.... My lil' Waffle!

3. Waffle away, you. Waffle away.

4. Oh my god. They are SUCH a bunch of waffles.
by CoconutDingleberrySharks November 13, 2017
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Waffle stomp

The nice warm feeling of a big turd being crushed into the shower drain
I just did a waffle stomp right when I got into the shower
by Big balls 97 February 9, 2022
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20 october is make your girlfriend waffles day
it's october 20, i'm gonna make my girlfriend waffles for make your girlfriend a waffle day
by turnitps October 19, 2022
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Waffle Pawed

verb to UTTERLY beat a large number of online players on any or all first person shooters.
This guy was COD last night, shot him straight in the head, he hella got waffle pawed!
by Elias Lewis June 23, 2011
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