by blitz jean January 2, 2004

by Swizzy Swag March 29, 2022

Fingering a girl in her vagina starting off with one finger, preferrably the middle finger, and then leading it to using two fingers, typically the middle and index fingers.
Damn dude, I snuck in that fine ladies room last night, and it went down. We started just hangin' but it let to the old one two. Now she's beggin' me to hang.
by Robert Saggot February 1, 2006

A person confiend to a wheelchair with a calostomy bag because most of his digestive system and lower spine was destroyed by a 40 cal bullet.
See also:
slow carlos
See also:
slow carlos
by malcontent February 6, 2004

Well it’s a one a two and a scadoo! That’s all there really is to it, it’s a common play in sports and a good strategy for any game. Also used for unplanned pregnancy
Coach: we’re gonna run a one two scadoo
Player: one!
Other player: two!
Other other player: and a scadoo!
Player: one!
Other player: two!
Other other player: and a scadoo!
by Onceskie! October 21, 2019

A sexual act between a man and a woman where the man always has both of his hands somewhere on her body, this usually ends up in her getting fingered in the ass and vagina at the same time.
Guy 1:"Yo last night I used the two hand touch on this girl"
Guy 2:"Nice bro so you used both you're hands at all times so you could finger her in the ass and vagina at the same time?"
Guy 1:"Yeah mate she moaned so loud, It was so hot!"
Guy 2:"Nice bro so you used both you're hands at all times so you could finger her in the ass and vagina at the same time?"
Guy 1:"Yeah mate she moaned so loud, It was so hot!"
by KillerDolphin23 June 16, 2020

someone who tries to be a model student and never does anything wrong. they often are also the teacher's pet and appear to find enjoyment in school and learning new things. they always behave and go bright red if they are told off in class. if they are told off people in that class usually make fun of them or go 'oooh' because they never get told off because they're too much of a suck-up
by 118s8mm June 20, 2019
