two eyed pirate

when haveing a 69 with the guy on bottom and befor the the guy has a chance to sqirt the gurl goes all in your eyes you cant see then you flip out jump up and stub your toe on the table then you hop around on one foot

i was eating this bitch and she two eyed pirate all in my face so i flipped and hit my toes off the table FUCK IT SUCKED

by JUSTIN MACLEOD October 10, 2005

“Thick with two C’s”

When a woman is powerful, self-assured, and all sorts of alluring.

Rosie the Riveter vibes on that “Thick with two C’s” energy.

by Swizzy Swag March 29, 2022

two sides to a book

getting help from homies to make the money

with two sides to a book alicked stamps

by blitz jean January 02, 2004

the old one two

Fingering a girl in her vagina starting off with one finger, preferrably the middle finger, and then leading it to using two fingers, typically the middle and index fingers.

Damn dude, I snuck in that fine ladies room last night, and it went down. We started just hangin' but it let to the old one two. Now she's beggin' me to hang.

by Robert Saggot February 01, 2006

two wheels and a bag

A person confiend to a wheelchair with a calostomy bag because most of his digestive system and lower spine was destroyed by a 40 cal bullet.

See also:

slow carlos

Thats what happens when you try to kill a cop...You get two wheels and a bag!

by malcontent February 07, 2004

Two Hand Touch

A sexual act between a man and a woman where the man always has both of his hands somewhere on her body, this usually ends up in her getting fingered in the ass and vagina at the same time.

Guy 1:"Yo last night I used the two hand touch on this girl"
Guy 2:"Nice bro so you used both you're hands at all times so you could finger her in the ass and vagina at the same time?"
Guy 1:"Yeah mate she moaned so loud, It was so hot!"

by KillerDolphin23 June 17, 2020

goody-two-shoes

someone who tries to be a model student and never does anything wrong. they often are also the teacher's pet and appear to find enjoyment in school and learning new things. they always behave and go bright red if they are told off in class. if they are told off people in that class usually make fun of them or go 'oooh' because they never get told off because they're too much of a suck-up

girl #1: 'i swear she never gets in trouble'
girl #2: 'well yeah she's such a goody-two-shoes'

by 118s8mm June 20, 2019