Salad

It's salad.

Next time eat a salad!
-Scout TF2

by Inquisitive Walnut April 21, 2022

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noodle salad

When a bunch of guys put their flaccid dicks in a girl's mouth

Sarah: Jenny, how was your noodle salad last night?

Jenny: Soft and meaty

by Gingawinga May 3, 2016

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Rainbow salad

When people of the same sex eat skittles out of their asses

Hey, what are you doing later, want to eat a rainbow salad?

by Khristmaspac December 2, 2018

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Some nasty shit that’s made with all the remenants of a terrible hot dog meal. All the fixings including the cheapest links possible are placed in a blender with water until a thick paste is formed. Someone may choose to eat the paste in exchange for immunity from ridicule for the rest of the calendar year.

Man, they really are giving Patrick shit. He should have eaten the Hotdog Salad.

by Hotdog Salad November 28, 2017

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caprese salad

Noun.

The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus while incorporating a phallic like vegetable to use as a form of penetration and symbolic foreplay.

verb. to caprese a salad
capresing a salad.

the dominant male ordered his twink to toss his salad, while handing him a cucumber to make it a caprese salad.

'I don't just like a tossed salad, I like a capresed salad'

by mike and ike in the morning April 28, 2014

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