Cold Camping

When you have cold hands and jerk off to warm them up

Jerry's hands were freezing so he went cold camping

by anonymous August 17, 2025

Cold

The opposite of hot dumbass.

Person 1: Man it's cold out here!
Person 2: No shit.

by Anonymous5397188 November 20, 2021

Cold treasure

A complimentary prize if any for those that somehow got everything else so they run out of things to collect.

He was so good at the carnival games he ended up with more Cold treasures than actual prizes.
They give out star stickers with the words "you did it" on it as Cold treasures.

by equACHOO-,sorry its equinox February 8, 2023

cold chilling

The term "Cold Chilling" refers to a turkey or chicken when you by it at the supermarket and it is chilling in a refridgerator of some sort. The turkey is "cold chilling". To use it in average talk, you would use it as a substitute for relaxing or being lazy.
•Person 1: "What are you up too?"
•Person 2: "Just cold chilling."
•Person 1: "I'm having a total lazy day too"

"I'm just cold chilling today, man. Maxing and relaxing

by ride.the.good.vibes June 22, 2015

Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity

The opposite of hot furry anal sex. (Hairless is better than Skinless)

Man, you still watch Hot Furry Anal Sex? Get good and watch some Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity.

by Foiloiup December 14, 2022

Cold Hands

President George W. Bush’s nickname for WH Chief of Staff Josh Bolten.

Cold Hands got married as a senior citizen.

by Coop Dupe September 22, 2021

hiv cold

When a human male gets a common cold and fever strikes.
Common has nothing to do with it.

Death is there, you know it, death knows it.
Unaware of the danger is your wife/ girlfriend and possibly the doctor who refuses to treat you - every single time.

The survival rate of hiv cold is next to nothing. Possibly the single greatest threat to mankind.

by k1b5 May 25, 2016