The most nauseating of the douche population; a total loser, totally lame, commonly seen within a 20 mile radius of your local Waffle House.
by @therealDonaldTrump June 4, 2016
Get the Douche Wafflemug. When a male with a rather large shaft takes no consideration of care when having intercourse with a female. No care or consideration was taken when entering the woman's vagina..
Also a male slut who will sleep with any woman. Woman with particularly grotesque looking vaginas.
Also a male slut who will sleep with any woman. Woman with particularly grotesque looking vaginas.
by Sergeant Squid November 23, 2016
Get the waffle beatermug. When an uncircumcised man (Preferably a Tomas) cums but pinches his foreskin to make a balloon, and then proceeds to arrange his body in a way where it lands on his face, eating it all.
1: “Wheres T-man at”
2: “Oh you know how he gets before events, he’s probably pulling The Waffling Tomas”
2: “Oh you know how he gets before events, he’s probably pulling The Waffling Tomas”
by Xiaopinglingding November 30, 2024
Get the The Waffling Tomasmug. Just a guy who likes making videos. Specifically, the Transformers figure Reviews, shitposts, and Lego MOC's kind of videos. With his relaxed off script format, Waffle Toast will bring you through the many ups and downs of Hasbro's catalogue and more!
"OH SHIT, a wild Waffle Toast! Dont let him near that Animatronic!!"
"Yo, did you see Waffle Toast's new review? It was pretty good!"
"Yo, did you see Waffle Toast's new review? It was pretty good!"
by Pseudomarauder July 29, 2025
Get the Waffle Toastmug. The fluid that is made by cumming in a girls mouth and she throws up and the cum, saliva, and vomit mix.
by Bromuhfucka December 8, 2015
Get the Waffle Battermug. when a guy takes a shit on a girls stomach then presses down on it with a tennis racket to make the shit look like a waffle
by sexual_waffles October 9, 2016
Get the stinky wafflemug. Do you want some waffles?
by BurnedEggs June 30, 2019
Get the Wafflesmug.