Always try to occupy odd-numbered urinals. Never occupy a urinal right next to another urinal currently in use. And never, EVER start a conversation with anyone if you are using a urinal and/or if the person you want to talk to is using a urinal. That would just make everything really awkward.
*Guy 1 enters bathroom, occupies urinal*
Guy 1: Hey bro, what's up?
Guy 2: WHOA WHOA WHOA MAN! RULE 1-3-5!
Guy 1: Oh shit, sorry
*Guy 1 moves urinals, pissing commences in silence*
Guy 1: Hey bro, what's up?
Guy 2: WHOA WHOA WHOA MAN! RULE 1-3-5!
Guy 1: Oh shit, sorry
*Guy 1 moves urinals, pissing commences in silence*
by anonman123 April 16, 2010
When a person, inserts 2 fingers into the vagina, and inserts 1 finger into the same womans asshole. Also can be represented as a hand gesture , same as the rock on gesture but with the middle finger up aswell.
Oi man remember that chick i hooked up with at that party..dumb bitch was so drunk i put 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink..haha she loved it
by Adam_16 April 01, 2006
When one of your friends needs an excuse to be a jew, hes probably 8th jewish. Chances are they are actually just jewish, And want to be able to pretend to like bacon and show generosity when its convenient for them. These types are never wrong, in any discussion, concerning anything, Often discovering entirely new revelations such as: "I'm totally sure 5-meo-DMT is the extracted pure form of DMT" or
"I'm not being a dick, I just found a chick to go to the concert instead.
"I'm not being a dick, I just found a chick to go to the concert instead.
You: Hey bro, want me to bring some chronic over for you to match?
Him: Nah man, I don't like smoking my weed with people, it makes me uneasy.
Him: But by all means come over and bring yours.
You: Your nose is a little big to be only an 1/8th jewish , Are you sure you don't want to loan me money with ridiculous interest too?
Him: Nah man, I don't like smoking my weed with people, it makes me uneasy.
Him: But by all means come over and bring yours.
You: Your nose is a little big to be only an 1/8th jewish , Are you sure you don't want to loan me money with ridiculous interest too?
by Wevi October 31, 2007
A disturbing lesbian porno clip in which one girl proceeds to shoot shit out of her ass into a clear cup like ice cream, then the other girl eats it. Not many people venture past this part, but if you dare grab yourself a barf baggy.
by Patrick- December 28, 2007
the nonexistent criminal boss fortniters pretend is out there and everybody needs to look out for them or implications of violence are suggested. they don't want to go to jail
by SchwarzenMann October 30, 2022
Hollister Co. 1 Sucks so much you don't even know.
It's fake.
It's a waste of money.
It's fake prep.
Kid's make there clothes.
It's fake.
It's a waste of money.
It's fake prep.
Kid's make there clothes.
I hate Hollister Co. 1
by calibanda December 11, 2007
This term refers to the meaning of having sexual intercourse with someone.
Also you can use this to say you just banged someone.
Also you can use this to say you just banged someone.
I just gave this girl the ol 1-2 and she died it was so good.
The ol 1-2 will knock this bitch right out!
The ol 1-2 will knock this bitch right out!
by johnson l October 17, 2006