bal man

"TomSka starts laughing at the joke XD"

oh look, a bal : bal man

by FunnyBonesGamer June 19, 2022

Harness-Man

A man that has a sex harness and sits in it while having his asshole eaten. There is 2 straps that keep the ass cheeks spread for better pleasure.

I was getting a rim job the other night and it wasn’t very pleasurable. Next time I’ll need to sit in my harness.

Man, you sure are a harness-man

by Spiderlocnow August 13, 2019

Man-Twat

A gentleman's bum hole

God damn it Woody stop fingering my man-twat.

by B - Wang March 25, 2019

mafia man

woodz.

Person A: Have you seen the Feel Like MV?
Person B: Yes! He’s a real mafia man

by woodzluvr March 16, 2021

Man Slave

A submissive male that lives only to please his mistress in any way desired, financially or physically.

Todd was Eva's man slave, first he had to wash the dishes and then wash her.

by Sarah.Gibson31 June 9, 2018

Cuts Man

Probably the hardest boss in Megas Man 1

Cuts Man: Cuts Man's the name, cutting's my game, and I don't mean hair!

by SuperKingKamehamehaBiatch January 3, 2021

Man-purring

Man-purring man purr AKA snoring; After going on a sports camp with several dad helpers there was one dad who snored constantly throughout the night. After several hours of sleepless annoyance, the rhythm of the snoring became deliriously comforting and relaxing, vaguely like a fat cat purring when it is content. Some of the coaches (and dads) complained the next morning of the constant snoring, but the 'man-purrer' awoke refreshed and oblivious to the issues he created. Snoring is a derogatory term for a natural and innocent act, blamed mostly on men. The dads all later agreed that we only snore because we are exhausted and contented - thus the term 'Man-purring' was coined. Man-purring is a far more politically correct name for an outdated, derogatory and argument-causing term known annoyingly as 'snoring'. 'Man-purring' displays to our partners a more innocent and sincere meaning for a common and natural phenomenon - "Men - do we snore? No, we 'man-purr.'"

Wife "I hope you slept well last night, you kept me awake with your continual snoring",
Husband "Darling, I'm so sorry, it wasn't deliberate - I didn't mean to snore, it was only man-purring. When I'm sleepy and laying next to you, you make me feel so relaxed and happy with life so I 'man-purr' ...I love you so much!

by Brett Witherby January 15, 2017