Fucking stupid

when you tell your guy best friend to go for your girl best friend and now they are a thing and you ended up catching feelings but can’t say anything about it cause it was your idea and she’s your best friend

you are fucking stupid

by the pregnant one October 22, 2019

Stupid

The person who usually sits next to me at lunch.

You stupid Davis motherfucker

by GetLolled69 December 18, 2019

Stupid Farter

A teacher, in any subject, that assigns too much work and annoys the shit out of you. They Just love bombarding you with assignments and love acting passive aggressive when someone asks a question.

"My teacher is such a stupid farter, I've had to write 3 essays, and it has only been the first week of school!"

by John Smith Sexy May 30, 2021

Stupid tax

The cost associated with making bad decisions.

The cops caught me after 10 beers. Now I have to do classes and pay my stupid tax.

Also, that guy at the bar looked at me funny. I whooped his ass, but the cops got me, and now I have to pay the stupid tax.

by Thisshitisdumbbbbbbbbbb February 2, 2021

Stupid

The definition of my uncle Brandon..

Me: Brandon your stupid.
Brandon: I know!

by Just A Random Teenager October 18, 2019

Forty-five Days of Stupid

That time generally starting a few days before Thanksgiving and ending sometime after the New Year where everyone appears to lose all common sense. Highlighted by events such as Black Friday, Drunk Christmas Parties, Fights over parking stalls at malls, erratic driving on freeways, an unexplainable increase in the number of people out and about, and general chaos wherever people tend to congregate.

Dude this sucks. I try to go to a store and I get hit by the Forty-Five Days of Stupid. People cutting me off on the drive over, fights over a parking stall, crabby-ass folks in line at the check out, and clerks that look like they would rather kill you and stick you in a closet than ring up your tab.

I'm gonna go in the basement with a six-pack and wait it out.

by Bob1655 December 23, 2011

Stupid

Anybody named Mary

Hey do you know any stupid people?
Yeah, Mary.

by I hate Mary May 23, 2022