shit stick

The ancient art of penetrating a female's unsanitised rectum with one's penis before withdrawing and lying back while said female cleans the now soiled tool with her tongue.

"Hey bitch, clean my shit stick"

shit stick by Phil shane November 11, 2007

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Twat Stick

1) a annoying person
2) a tampon

see also: twat, tampon - put tha 2 2gether u get.....TWAT STICK

1) some1 who annoys u.. ex: Damn, why is jimmy complaining all tha time he is such a twat stick.
2) a wounderfull device that soaks up blood

Twat Stick by jt-where July 7, 2004

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naughty stick

That pole men like to jam into warm and exciting new places.

"She can play with my naughty stick any day."

naughty stick by bellend chewer January 16, 2005

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glow stick

A single-use, translucent plastic tube containing isolated substances that, when combined, make light through chemiluminescence. Glow sticks are often used for recreation, but may also be relied upon for light during military, police, fire, or EMS operations but can also be found shoved up one's ass. Sometimes it may be difficult to fit up one's ass due to there already being rocks there.

Person A "I found a glow stick."

Person B "Where did you get it? It could of been shoved up someone's ass."

glow stick by BigJohn-BJ December 22, 2012

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Happy Stick

A euphemism for penis in reference to a porno in which a man tricks his younger step-sister that he is her pet bunny and that she should play with his "happy stick".

Sister: What's that?

Points to his penis
Man: Oh that's my happy stick it likes it when you touch it.

Happy Stick by Szboy May 28, 2015

wax my stick

Surfer slang for Give me a hand job

I went to this chick on the beach and said "Wax my stick bitch"(oh you know she did)

wax my stick by Darien Dotts January 6, 2007

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Shit end of the stick

Expression denoting the experience of the less fortunate party to a contract

Don't lend Mitch your broom. He will stick it in his ass and leave you with the shit end of the stick. He always does.

Shit end of the stick by Millerrtime613 August 24, 2017

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