Poking The Sausage

Jerking off

Female: hey honey, you want to have a little fun?
Male: No babe, I'm poking the sausage.

Poking The Sausage by karma8888 February 26, 2024

Gentleman's sausage 

A gentleman's sausage is a polite (usually British slang) word for a penis.

"I don't want your hand up near my gentleman's sausage!"

Gentleman's sausage by AiryGoats March 28, 2024

last link in my sausage chain 

A trophy phrase that lets your guy know he’s the last sausage you will ever have in your sausage chain.

“Baby, there is nobody after you. You are the last link in my sausage chain”

last link in my sausage chain by Estefuny?yes August 21, 2024

The Australian sausage roll 

When you shit in a womans vagina, squirt tomato sauce on it and bite the shit out of her vagina.

Sheila was a freak, we did the Australian Sausage Roll on her.

The Australian sausage roll by Jonny's lying July 27, 2025

The Silly Sausage 

Where a woman is giving you a blow job and you tickle her as you are about to cum.

I gave her The Silly Sausage last night and she couldn’t stop laughing

The Silly Sausage by Mothicania September 15, 2025

the bavarian white sausage

The bavarian white sausage is the act of you and your friends filling a condom to brim, putting it in the freezer and once it’s fully frozen, eating it like a traditional bavarian white sausage.

Me and my friends just did the bavarian white sausage. It was very delicious!

the bavarian white sausage by nut-inspector January 11, 2026

just like a sausage croissant

An expression used to describe a person, moment, or object that epitomizes perfection, standing as the ultimate, unmatched standard in its category. Often invoked humorously or ironically to magnify a moment of peak joy.

This sunset is amazing, just like a sausage croissant.

just like a sausage croissant by Sausage Croissant April 25, 2026