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Stock Rape

Luring an intoxicated woman into signing up for a brokerage account with your referral link to result in your getting free money.
Dude : Yo did you really stock rape that chick last night?

Stockraper: Yeah! I got 4 free stocks on my WeBull account
by Wumbocumbo January 22, 2021
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job rape

The act performed by an employer who makes software developers and other technology workers work far beyond the regular eight hour day, five day work week schedule, treats them like a pile of shit, then brings in a bunch of offshoring coordinators to train your cheaper replacements located in your company's brand new offshore office in India. The final act of job rape will be to let go the technology workers once their replacements in India have been fully trained.
The Disney IT workers in Florida were job raped in 2016; now all that work is done in India.
by ScrewedOverRicecel March 2, 2021
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snail rape

When thy human rapes a snail found outside
Dude 1:“Yo dude wanna rape snails with me?”

Dude 2:”sure its kinda fun” snail rape is defined as a man/woman takes a snail and fucks it without consent
by Snailraper6969 April 12, 2021
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unconsentual rape

Just had the best “unconsentual rape” of my life
by Wyncecluv April 22, 2021
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explain-rape

When a dumbass with no sense of humor explains the funny right out of a perfectly good joke.
Guy#1: Did you know that Mike Tyson is to appear in the next Batman movie?

Guy#2: Wow, no I didn't.
Guy#1: He's the Nibbler!

Guy#3: That is a reference to Mike biting peoples ear.
Guy#1: Thanks for the explain-rape, guy#3.
by Gjungle October 17, 2012
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Jaffa-rape

The forceful application of a Jaffa cake into someone elses mouth.
My diet was going so well until i was Jaffa-raped. Then I just had to have more.
jaffa cake biscuit orange mouth cake
by Jaffa-rapist June 27, 2012
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At Any Rape

Similar to terms like "anywhore" or "Anyhoe" It is a play on words of the term "at any rape". Used when you have strayed from the original subject matter. In no way endorsing or condoning the act of rape, just used to make terms more sexual.
"She kept me up all night with her whining and crying, at any rape, it was a long night."
by watchyourself189 May 24, 2012
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