Poo Rag

A Poo Rag is a sad individual who spend the majority of his free time residing at home. Usually referring to a he, this indicates a person who often smells of shit and whom eats vast quantities of fatty take-away food. Often being greasy and unkept, Poo Rags endure insufferable volumes of hatred and abuse throughout their lives, however this is not to say they do not deserve it, as they are generally assholes, and when they build up the confidence to speak freely and people see them for what they really are they quickly revert back to crushing their confidence. They have enormouse moobs which they should never reveal - this often results in them being unable to visit public swimming baths. Poo Rags are unable to hold down social lives, be it friends, girlfriends or even holding the respect of their own families. Poo Rags perform sickening and sometimes illegal sexual acts with animals and inanimate objects, some examples are as follows:
1. Poo Rags may smear their penis in dog food, then set their dogs free on it to provide sexual satisfaction, much akin to a blowjob
2. Poo Rags spend months or even years practicing stretching in order to perform oral sex on themselves
3. Inserting their penis in the rungs of a radiator and rocking forward and back until a climax is reached
4. Inserting sharpie markers up their anus
In terms of advice useful to your own everyday life - stay away from Poo Rags.

Guy: Hey everyone do you want to go to the bar this weekend?
Poo Rag: Oh cool sounds like fun!
Guy: Shut the fuck up Poo Rag noone asked you.

by BeDo91 October 27, 2010

Lexi Poo

she likes old guys with smelly breath. she smells like stinky poo, and looks likes a BIG BOOGER. she is likes one of those poops that hurts when u try to push it out and sticks to the toilet. U would never want to have a Lexi Poo

"omg that lexi poo likes old guys and wont go away."
"ikr she is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo annoying."
"omg i think i see that thing lexi poo."

by LexiPoo101 January 23, 2019

silly poo

aka May Shuk Kwan Leung, whose silly sense of humour and makes her irresistibly charming!

Silly Poo and SillyPooToo went on a wild three-day trip to Mr. Pipe's cottage in the woods.

by SillyPooToo October 16, 2008

Poo Babies

When a man has a sex change, to then give birth to a baby that has been artifically inseminated in there anus.

"I heard your pregnant with poo babies"

by Pete Townsand September 24, 2008

explode-a-poo

When every molecule of shit in your body exits in about 1/1000 of a second, literally exploding out of your ass. The type of poo that leaves poo niblets in the toilet bowl long after you've left the bathroom.

I had to go so bad, the moment my ass touched the toilet seat I had a total explode-a-poo. I think some bounced up and stuck on my ass.

by bammo July 8, 2009

Poo Stew

Taking a shit. Droping the kids off at the pool. Working out a mudslide.

"Where's your shitter, I'm brewing a pot of poo stew."

by Joe Kim August 16, 2003

poo finger

The finger shaped piece of poo that is bumped into when an object is inserted into someone's anus.

1) "I stuck my dick in her ass and pushed her poo finger until I blew my load."

2) "Go clean yourself out, I don't want to bump with no stinky poo finger tonight"

by Huskey Balls October 3, 2006