Pimp

Philosopher in Mainly Principles

The PIMP Bishop Magic Don Juan teaches his hoes to be Philosophers in Manly Principles. You think they are reaching for your cock but they are really going for your pocket.

by RobertoDesmadre January 10, 2020

Pimp check

The mid-month paycheck, generally cut on the 15th, that isn't wasted on rent and other expenses. This leaves 100% of the paycheck left to party, make ill-advised purchases, or pimp out.

"I just got my pimp check. Time to buy an exotic bird."

by TheBlueRoom June 15, 2018

Supreme pimp

The ranking below ultra pimp

Ultra pimp: I award you supreme pimp
Supreme pimp: thank you that was really pimping of you

by Mr.pimpin May 26, 2021

Pimp

Child (children) especially of a single, working mother .

It's back to school time, I have to take these pimps shopping for J's.

by Ms. Ma June 11, 2023

pimp post

The fold-down center arm rest found in just about any 1960-1970 luxury automobile.

"Hey baby, flip up that pimp post, slide on down the seat, climb up to my bumper and lemme smack dat monkey!"

by Hoosierdaddio November 10, 2013

Lease Pimp

Somebody who dates others for the sole purpose of having somewhere to live. Similar to a hobosexual, but more tenured and successful. (They aren’t homeless enough to actually be considered homeless.)

Bobby has been with Keisha for three weeks and already has his whole wardrobe in the back of her closet. Lease pimp strikes again!

by ShutUpBev March 8, 2021

pimp joint

A small marijuana joint. Typically only a few hits.

I rolled a pimp joint because I didnt want to roll a fatty.

by The Wicked Googly May 17, 2023