A Muddy Cow Pie is when you have all of the anal sex with a woman of your choice, and when she sucks your penis, verigood, she accidentally sucks her own shit and proceeds to throw up. You now have the opportunity to perform said Muddy Cow Pie by using her puke as a lubricant to shove your cock right back in their. This action can be perform multiple times if she continues to puke or nut to give.
“I originally thought that puke wouldn’t go well in my penis, but then I attempted the Muddy Cow Pie and did I love it!
by MCP Squared December 3, 2019
Get the Muddy Cow Piemug. A bunch of guys in a circle "dutch rudder" each other onto a pie. The last one to cum has to eat it.
by snakedya May 31, 2010
Get the dutch rudder piemug. When a man is being deepthroated by his drunk partner and the partner throws up on his dick, and then he cums on his partner's face.
I Oatmeal Cream Pied Little Debbie after that party last weekend, she needs to learn how to take a dick better.
Mike was the first to fall asleep, so I shoved my dick down his throat and gave him an Oatmeal Cream Pie.
Mike was the first to fall asleep, so I shoved my dick down his throat and gave him an Oatmeal Cream Pie.
by KDJDJLBHCSMSMG March 28, 2010
Get the Oatmeal Cream Piemug. I was fucking this filipina girl and shot my cum into her tight pussy. As I withdrew my cum was dripping from her pussy making a filipina cream pie.
by Asianpoker October 16, 2021
Get the filipina cream piemug. they live in your basement. you must be able to hear them at nite. they sing this song: da da da daaa da..dadadada KELLY....KELLY dododododoooo!!! albert was a sailor, a sailor like this!
by adad May 29, 2003
Get the mushroom piemug. A merm steak made into a merm pie...like chicken merm pot pie except with merm steak no merm chicken...
merm steak is merm sliced into steak merm sized peices, and merm healed for multiple uses...
(merm steak pies have no relation to anything involving merm..XD...and no merms were fataly mermed in the making of this product)
merm steak is merm sliced into steak merm sized peices, and merm healed for multiple uses...
(merm steak pies have no relation to anything involving merm..XD...and no merms were fataly mermed in the making of this product)
by Placenta Monkey January 30, 2010
Get the Merm Steak Piemug. Penny in a pie pan is a band, also known as PIAPP, that consists of a jewish bassist, a mexican guitarist, and an assyrian drummer. They play covers from bands like Rage Against the Machine, Foo Fighters, Led Zeppelin, Derek and the Dominoes, and System of a Down
-Yo dude did u see the show on the outdoor stage on friday?
-nah man i was sick, who played?
-Penny in a Pie Pan, dude they were awesome
-nah man i was sick, who played?
-Penny in a Pie Pan, dude they were awesome
by edzour1691 April 1, 2009
Get the Penny In a Pie Panmug.