bestest person

Bestest person is another name for Hanna L.

-Hey Charlie, do you know what? Yesterday I got talk a little bit with the bestest person!
-The bestest person?
-Yeah you know , Hanna L.
- Aah man that's so sick!!!

by Smiskaren February 16, 2018

personal disappearance

The care we take with how we look, when there is no one to see us.

Saturday night in a city under lockdown, another date with her laptop. She brushed her hair and put on makeup, knowing that for the foreseeable future, she would be the only one to take pleasure in her personal disappearance.

by Monkey's Dad March 18, 2020

My Blue Person

blue is the person you met and instantly clicked with they're the sweetest, most genuine person you've ever laid eyes on. they walked into your life like they had always lived there, being in their presence brings out the best version of you.

You are my blue person.

by T-saurus January 10, 2025

sexuality personality disorder

A mental state where the person reverts back to their child hood sexual experience and by personality disorder they have sex with anyone of any age from child to adult

Roger suffered from sexuality personality disorder

by rafael e Reyes June 11, 2018

ten gallon person

A delusional narcissist that thinks they are better than everyone

I am a ten gallon person. I give and want love on a 10 gallon level. But most people are pint people. It's just not fair! Why do I have to be better than everyone?!

by Lloyd Braun's Gum September 19, 2020

Meme offended person

Noun:
An individual whose feelings are easily hurt by a joke.

That blue haired liberal needs some butt hurt butter for they/them butt hole because their a Meme offended person

by IHammerheadI400 December 11, 2024

Fake person

Someone that transports everyone in a courtroom to a fake middle school reality when they refer to somebody they were fucking while he was alive (before stabbing him to death) as a "boyfriend". Somebody that thinks the word orgasmic is crude language (badass because they said it), but wants anyone that says fuck, shit, ass, or anything else that can be considered cursing or swearing by anybody to be penalized for it.

It's the fake person you gotta watch, not the quiet one.

by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021