Fug-nuts

A female who is "fugly" and also might have larger nuts than a man.

Second meaning: A "fugly" girl who is also crazy.

That girl Kelly is fug-nuts.

by DrTom07 August 31, 2010

Nut valet

A friend of the girl you are boning who's job it is to take care of your balls.

Usually less attractive than the girl you're fucking, but can still perform a vital function - like letting old people greet at walmart

Girl 1: "I'd love to go to your place, but I need to drop my friend home"
Guy: "No probs, she can join us and be my nut valet"
Girl 2: "It's better than nothing, let's go"

Guy 1: "My gals less attractive friend is staying over tonight"
Guy 2: "Nut valet?"
Guy 1: "Nut valet!"

by nipplenibble February 18, 2011

Nutting Roulette

When your girlfriend takes birth control and you nut inside of her. Similar to Russian Roulette but with sex.

My friend bet me $100 that I wouldn't play nutting roulette with my girlfriend.

by Certified Downy April 22, 2017

Bumble Nut

A Bumble Nut is other wise known as a small ball of faeces that has not been wiped properly and sticks to the hairs around your anus, and is left so long it has gone hard. The name derives from Bum-Ball-Nut but recent accents in recent times have thus changed this to Bumble Nut

In school we went swimming and my mate Benyon tried to change into his trunks but his underpants were caught on his Bumble Nuts.

My mates girlfriend made me a Bumble Nut Sandwich for lunch last week.

by emo_the_love_god October 27, 2010

popping nuts

1.When a male squeezes his testicles so hard it pops, this act is usually done because of stress

2.Another way of saying ejaculation.

Damn Jarrett, You must be so stressed because you are popping nuts!

by Fishy Goldenstein March 18, 2014

Mutt's Nuts

Like the bee's knees, opposite to the bee's balls and balls to the walls, the mutt's nuts refers to something which is the best, fab, fantastic, or even downright scrumtrellescent. First used in "Beneath A Steel Sky".

Holy acorns, that stallion is one manly stud horse! His gonads must be the mutt's nuts!

by billybee69 November 24, 2010

Coco-nut

(n)- A member of late-night comedian/talk host Conan O'Brien's devout nomadic following. At the time of the infamous The Tonight Show fracas, they flocked to Universal Media Studios to protest in O'Brien's favor, sporting signs, slogans, and Coco-inspired hairdos that hilariously did not match their bodies.

No longer on the endangered species list, we fully expect the Coco-nuts to naturally rejoin the ecosystem with O'Brien's impending re-debut in late night.

by Ben Dustman October 31, 2010