drunk fighting

when the women gets drunk and decides to fight men that piss her off

oh gosh there she goes again drunk fighting because austin wouldn’t shut his mouth

by feralass54 November 2, 2023

Drunk Hotboxing

1. When you and your friends go in a room with a hangover and let the most smelliest, nastiest, foulest farts you can ever imagine fill the room while your companions take a huge whif of hell!!! 2. The act of drunk hotboxing.

Man I can’t believe we’re totally gonna have all this beans, Limburger cheese, and broccoli with lots of beer and liquor! We should totally have a drunk hotboxing day tomorrow!!!

by Bundy6maestro February 25, 2022

Sneaky drunk

The boys are badgering you to go out and drink but you’re tired or just don’t feel like going out. So you finally decide you’ll go and just have maybe one or two drinks and leave at 11... then you find yourself at 4 am 30 beers deep trying to rally the troops for another game of flip cup.

I had the self control to only bring 2 beers... until I found myself sneaky drunk off a bottle of wine the boys threw my way.

by Schwhitey November 26, 2020

drunk slap

A slap on a drunk man's face to sober him up.

he is going crazy, may be he needs to get drunk slapped.

by Elton848798 June 4, 2012

drunk detective

drunk detective is a phenomenon experienced by millions of teens and people in their twenties, occurring the morning after consuming alcohol to the point of "blacking out". drunk detective is the process by which one figures out what took place during the previous evening after the stage of blackout drunk began. drunk detective can be applied to a wide range of questions from something minuscule like "how did I get from the chair to my bed?" all the way up to "am I in fucking mexico? why do I have a forehead tattoo?" it can also refer to an individual undergoing the drunk detective process. Some experienced drunk detectives like to think of drunk detective as a game.
veteran drunk detectives note almost unanimously that the most valuable tools in drunk detective mystery solving are your cell phone's call history and texts sent and received during the correlating blackout drunk, as well as pocket contents especially receipts.

bro: "what happened to you after McGrath's last night?"

other bro:"I don't know bro, I can't even remember leaving, I have some serious drunk detective work to do"

by uncreative2 June 15, 2014

drunk ass

look at yourself in the mirror

if you look at a mirror, you will see a drunk ass

by nicegameskid November 7, 2019

Drunk Pants

The morning after pants you find in a ball with or without puke on them from a night of heavy partying. Money, phone numbers and concert ticket stubs are often found in them.

(at hangover breakfast) - Me: You'll never guess what I found in my drunk pants. Friend: What? Me: That cute guys phone number on the back of my ticket stub. Friend: nice, drunk pants.

by Inverted Moon May 20, 2011