C biscuit

A floating piece of shit or debris in any body of water.

“COME HERE MY LITTLE C BISCUIT !”

by She’ll boneyah March 22, 2023

Pity Biscuit

When your wife or girlfriend has sex with you, even when not in the mood, in an attempt to make you feel better.

"He had a rough week so I threw him a little Pity Biscuit to lift his spirits."

by AB1991 February 20, 2022

fisty biscuit

The act of shoving your hand up another's anus and tickling their insides while yelling "fisty biscuit!"

"Dude, my girlfriend wanted me to fist her last night, so I gave her a fisty biscuit!"

"I shoved my hand up this kid's asshole, then pulled it out and called it a fisty biscuit"

by John Hecklmeyer (Myth) November 27, 2013

Buttered Biscuit

A snus nicotine pouch (like a zyn) dipped into a baggie of cocaine.

"bro i just ripped an upper decky 6mg buttered biscuit, where these pledges at"

by ebkwgsp September 25, 2025

Son of a biscuit eater

A biscuit eater is a derogatory term for a dog too sorry to hunt anything but his own food. Can also be used for a person who is slow, lazy, or selfish.

Biscuit eater can be used in place of bitch in the phrase “son of a bitch” since both are terms for a dog.

Southerners use it as a way to cuss without using a curse word.

That “son of a biscuit eater” has run off with his tramp again.

by ChattyCookie December 12, 2023

Biscuit

Ic3 6’1 male, may be seen anywhere across London, usually alone. When he walks into a room you can hear a pin drop and usually has a lot of females crazy over him

There’s that biscuit guy

by Yo123456 November 23, 2021

biscuit

Lame person or someone who gets no p*ussy

that n*gga alexis is a biscuit

by 0bsesslon February 9, 2022