Mexican marathon 

A Mexican marathon is when an individual memorizes an entire high school worth of Mexican (otherwise known as the Spanish language) in 1 hour on the day before their exam.

"Are you ok?
"No you fuckhead I just did a Mexican marathon"
"Oh my dearest apologies"

Mexican marathon by dabmaster156 March 11, 2018

Mexican finger trap

When two guys Eiffel tower a burrito and another individual eats it off of them.

I had a three-sum last night and shit got real weird real fast during the Mexican finger trap.

Mexican finger trap by Robert Slay May 12, 2018

Mexican Wet Willy 

The act of giving a regular wet willy but instead of saliva, you stick your finger up your nose and then in the victim's ear.

Wow! Frank just gave Cassie a Mexican wet willy... He's been sick all week.

Mexican Wet Willy by Aaron The Terrible May 14, 2018

mexican teabag 

Rub your nuts on some hot sauce And then proceed to dip them into her mouth causing a Mexican teabag

Last night we got some chipotle and after that next thing you know I was giving her the Mexican teabag outback

mexican teabag by Thedecker May 15, 2018

mexican dump cake 

When a toilet is clogged with poop and toilet paper, but people keep using it and adding to the poop clog untill it fills the bowl.

What's wrong, Billy? I thought you were going to use the bathroom?

Billy: Well, golly I was, but there's already a big 'ol Mexican dump cake in the toilet.

mexican dump cake by EpicP May 17, 2018

Mexican Driving 

Term/Euphemism for driving without legal documentation/papers.

"Man, do you know that 16 year old that lives on our street? He keeps Mexican Driving. I hope he doesn't get caught."

Mexican Driving by JonathanSnow May 23, 2018

Mexican Tongue syndrome 

When you eat a Sour Skittles and you happen to be Mexican so your tongue starts burning. Especially of the Grape kind.

"Wow! I have some Mexican Tongue Syndrome because I ate some grape sour skittles."

"I'm a Mexican so I can't eat that Sour skittle. It's just Mexican tongue Syndrome.

Mexican Tongue syndrome by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodMexica May 28, 2018