Kick (Snooker)

The explanation used by Snooker players after poor and/or missed shots

Before 'kicks' were in invented in 2009, players would have to admit to bad shots, and commentators would acknowledge poor play.

Statistically, since the invention of the 'kick' 100% of all bad shots have been affected by one.

Any bad shot can be explained by a 'kick'

There is no telling when you will get a 'kick' but everyone is due one at some point, the only way to avoid a 'kick' is by potting the ball succesfully.

Without 'kicks', never would a ball be missed.

Kick (Snooker):

A: balls. ive missed the pot by a good foot there

B: rotten luck - you must have had a big 'kick'

A: ah yes, that makes sense, bloody 'kicks' eh!

by twoinchtornado November 27, 2011

Drop Kick

An acrobatic professional wrestling maneuver in which a person launches both of their feet high in the air to strike a person or object. Most famously, this was what Mr. Belvedere always did to his jacket when he came through the door.

When I drop kicked my jacket when I came through the door, no one glared.

by David Brumbelow July 2, 2022

perma-kick

Perma-kick is an alternative way of saying permaban. It is used strictly on teamspeak and the phrase can be heard when a player is about to be banned from the server.

David: Alright that's enough I've had it with your bullshit Andy, I'm going to perma-kick you.
Andy: Oh shit dude please don't!
Ryan: Guys look Andy is about to get perma-kicked!

by Scythori June 14, 2016

kick it B

when you wanna quote that badass action movie but you forgot what it said.

Joe: Oh, that movie? I remember it. I loved this one quote from it but I forgot what it was :/

Nate: i think it was"kick it B."

Joe: .....

by thepersonwhohasitall September 2, 2016

Crip Kick

A crip kick is where you stomp a bitches face in and crip walk on that hoe

Bitch if you don’t the the fuck outta here imma crip kick yo bitch ass

by cribo6 February 19, 2020

Kick stand

When your dick is so long and stiff that you can use it to stand.

“Sorry we can’t have sex tonight I'm using my dick as a kick stand.”

by OgLoc6969 December 21, 2021

Kick in the cunt

Receiving a low pay check after working 80 hours a week

Mitch: You sold all those homes, you must be cashed-up now, right?
Justin: No, you'd be surprised, I work 80 hours a week and all I got was a kick in the cunt.

by Mooooch February 27, 2021