real lampshade hours

real lampshade hours occurs when the clock strikes 1am and it continues to 3am. real lampshade hours are a vital part of our culture and should be respected amongst all individuals.

Is it real lampshade hours yet?

No. It is still 9:30. I am also sad.

by hypetrain87 May 7, 2018

bitch u fo real

Commonly said when u fuck something up.

oops i fucked ur bitch. Bitch u fo real???

by rodrah February 24, 2017

real goals

real goals is to find a fuckbuddy

''ey did you tap his ass last night?''
''yup''
''that's real goals''

by cocksuckerlover69 February 25, 2017

real ass rude

Extremely rude or impolite; rude can also be substituted for other adjectives

Scott didn't even say thank you for the drink I bought him, real ass rude.

by PeachesNorthwest May 17, 2016

real mates

Real mates don't let each other drink and drive.

Mate don't drive, you're too drunk!

Cheers man, We're real mates.

by Larc3ny May 18, 2016

real bang

A phrase used commonly from native Americans to describe something awesome or appealing to them

Holy hell she's real bang!

by Mr. Real Bang May 18, 2016

the real cheeze

A fucking good person who is really good at Fucking your girlfriend

The real Cheeze stole your lady

by BraesonK the cheeze October 5, 2016